A Mr. KinkBear420 writes:

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#1 Is there anyone who knows you completely? Knows every one of your deepest darkest secrets and desires?  The two people who know me best are Shania and Tommy.  Each know things about me that the other doesn’t know, but neither know everything.   They were both at Freddie’s tonight, to witness me get all pissed by some weird guy who semi-accosted me.  He was rude to me earlier in the evening, and got all nuts on me when I was waiting for the bathroom, trying to grab my glasses off my face and calling me a bitch.  It was mad fun.  Except not.  I complained to someone I know who works there, but we got out of there right after.  I’m no slouch at bringing the crazy with me when I go out, but this guy was creepy.    And I was so bewildered when I left that I forgot to leave a tip.  And I tip well, so that’s what I’m most pissed off about.

#2 If no, do you think you could ever reach that point that you could trust someone and open up and tell them everything no matter what might happen?   I honestly don’t know.  It would be nice to find someone that I felt I could tell everything to, but I’ve done some loony shit in my day.  It’s always scary when you really open up to someone, because then you give them power.

Otherwise, if your answer was yes to question #1, a substitute #2 question: Your underwear preference? (For you or your partner.. you choose, just specify which one the answer is for.) Boxers, briefs, freeball, panties or other (please specify).    I used to love the boxer briefs, but when I lost weight, I found they never fit me right.  I generally wear bikinis or string bikinis.  I don’t have a preference for guys.  Briefs be nice, or boxer briefs, even tighty whiteys have their appeal.

Never in a million years would I go commando, though.   Never ever.  Not even to sleep.


#3 Since I don’t know you, never met you and don’t live in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />St. Louis metro area... What turns you on/you look for/you find attractive in another person? Physical/mental/all of it.    It varies.  I guess above all, I really want kindness, someone who is around my age.  Cute, intelligent, etc.  The scope of my taste is pretty vast, I guess.  It’s not an easy question to answer, and perhaps part of the reason why I’m still single.

A Ms RaeJ or Seattle, WA writes:

1) if you could fight any historical figure, living or dead, who would it be?  Everyone connected the monstrosity that is “The Christmas Shoes.” 

2) what is your quest?  Another good one.  Is inner peace too broad and cliché?  I’m still looking for something to show me that all of this isn’t for naught.  I just don’t know what I’m looking for anymore.

3) tennis?  Like all sports, I find it amusing to play, but I am terrible at it.  I have no completive bone in me for sports, so I find it hard to get too worked up.

And finally, a fourth question from Billy:

4) what day are we going to have The Great Everything In The Store Gets Unfolded Night?  I’m ready whenever you are.